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Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes'
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Facebook To Allow Changes To Privacy Settings If Users Guess Word In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg
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Facebook To Allow Changes To Privacy...
NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost
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NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By...
Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
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Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark...
Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar
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Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For...
Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship
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Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who...
Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools
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Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His...
Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume
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Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage...
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Obama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence...
Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
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Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole...
In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation
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In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's...
GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head
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GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With...
Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother
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Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New...
Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy
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Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way...
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of...
Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now
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Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop...
Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady
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Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They...
Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses
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Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature...

 

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